So Called Wonderful-New-Diets

I am so tired of all these so called wonderful-new-diets appearing on my homepage, pretending to be articles, routing me through a cyber-maze of pop-ups to a landing page, asking for $29.99 (plus s&h), without ever explaining what this wonderful-new-diet is really supposed to be or do. If I joined in on the action to earn another nickel or two, it would go a little something like this....

After decades of research and testing, scientists have discovered a phenomenal method of weight reduction that is portion control at its best. This natural appetite suppressant is guaranteed to foster weight loss without the need for exercise, chemical stimulants or dietary supplements....This amazing new diet is called...pay first…$29.99 (plus s&h)...wait for it…wait for it…wait for it....

PUT-YOUR-STEAK-ON-AN-UGLY-PLATE

Yes, I know that was corny, but at least this corn is calorie free.